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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

08.06.2025 01:05

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

They put up a sign reading

Another attempt resulted in ...

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Does eating bread before bed make you fat? If so, why?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Next, they tried...

Why do flat earthers think using globetrotter, globetard, and other insults will make the educated arguer fall for the silly flat-earth belief?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Unacceptable again!

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Is it recommended to leave a note in a lost wallet asking for it to be returned?

Minds and Behinds

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Thumbs down again.

Win a signed pink cycling jersey of Giro winner Simon Yates - Team Visma

Hysterias & Posteriors

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

No way

Tom Hanks finally breaks his silence on daughter’s bombshell memoir: ‘Not surprised’ - New York Post

So, the docs changed it to read

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Marijuana Use Among Older Adults Climbs to New High - AARP

Loons and Moons

share office space ...

No go.

Plane from Indianapolis diverted to Tulsa due to weather ahead of NBA Finals Game 1 - KOKH

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Just Forget it!

Then came..

Is it true that all men want a woman who looks like an Instagram “model”?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

How airline fees have turned baggage into billions - BBC

Freaks and Cheeks

Catatonics & High Colonics

Still no good

Would the word literate carry the same meaning with public (common wealth) in 1900 vs today 2020?

Still no good.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

So they tried

U.S. imports see largest plunge on record in April - Axios

No, not a chance

Nuts and Butts

Everyone loved it.

What does the stink of the skunk look like? Why would it be dangerous?