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08.06.2025 01:05

They put up a sign reading
Another attempt resulted in ...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Does eating bread before bed make you fat? If so, why?
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Next, they tried...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Unacceptable again!
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Is it recommended to leave a note in a lost wallet asking for it to be returned?
Minds and Behinds
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Thumbs down again.
Win a signed pink cycling jersey of Giro winner Simon Yates - Team Visma
Hysterias & Posteriors
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
No way
Tom Hanks finally breaks his silence on daughter’s bombshell memoir: ‘Not surprised’ - New York Post
So, the docs changed it to read
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Marijuana Use Among Older Adults Climbs to New High - AARP
Loons and Moons
share office space ...
No go.
Plane from Indianapolis diverted to Tulsa due to weather ahead of NBA Finals Game 1 - KOKH
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Just Forget it!
Then came..
Is it true that all men want a woman who looks like an Instagram “model”?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
How airline fees have turned baggage into billions - BBC
Freaks and Cheeks
Catatonics & High Colonics
Still no good
Would the word literate carry the same meaning with public (common wealth) in 1900 vs today 2020?
Still no good.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
So they tried
U.S. imports see largest plunge on record in April - Axios
No, not a chance
Nuts and Butts
Everyone loved it.
What does the stink of the skunk look like? Why would it be dangerous?